The Stage Warrior

I'm Josh Triplett. NYC actor. Barista. Person. Living moment to moment... Like a goldfish!

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via skifflemiss)

erroetcresco:

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.

(Source: joonmyunnies, via cassaroo)